Our language, Tiger, our language, hundreds of thousands of available words, frillions of possible legitimate new ideas, so that I can say this sentence and be confident it has never been uttered before in the history of human communication:
"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."
"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."
A Bit of Fry & Laurie Concerning Language: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MWpHQQ-wQg