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Re:What does Silicon Valley Bank’s collapse mean for the fin... by scarface74 on Saturday March 11, 2023 @12:01AM (#35105536)
Pay me enough and as long as I won’t be held criminally liable, I will take charge of fixing a hybrid ColdFusion/Java Server Pagers website running IIS on Windows NT with an Oracle back end.

I’ll probably fail spectacularly. But I will still have money in the bank.

Just not that bank.

Re:What does Silicon Valley Bank’s collapse mean for the fin... by justahuman74 on Saturday March 11, 2023 @01:19AM (#35105978)
Do you write horror fiction for a living?
Re:What does Silicon Valley Bank’s collapse mean for the fin... by alexvoda on Saturday March 11, 2023 @06:01AM (#35107252)
Also, the entire domain is managed by Apple Open Directory on an Xserve. And all of the business logic is not in the Java code, it's in C code called from the database.