You're maliciously misunderstanding. The tools available to manage Windows are simply either much, much better, or much better value.

And everything just works out of the box with like... 3 lines of PowerShell.

You can replicate some of it with Ansible, sticky tape and a few spare weeks, but it's not the same at all.

I'm actually Linux admin, grew up with open source and spent my career serving pages and automating myself out of a job. I dislike Microsoft as much as the next guy, but for enterprise use they are _next fucking level_.