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Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by rsync on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:21AM (#34921131)
Please don't change the title. It is perfect just the way it is.
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by swagmoney1606 on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:23AM (#34921150)
It seems like I've seen quite a bit of people claiming that testosterone levels have been dropping as of late. Can anyone tell me if that's true or not?
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by jeroenhd on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:32AM (#34921211)
> Conclusions

> A high concentration of Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola could raise TLD and TDD, enhance testosterone secretion, and increase serum EGF concentrations.

If this study can be repeated in humans, drinking cola may help with that.

Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by dannyobrien on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:24AM (#34921158)
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by BadassFractal on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:26AM (#34921169)
There's no mention of the word "testosterone" in that article?
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by ro_bit on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:28AM (#34921179)
HN title rule strikes again
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by ars on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:28AM (#34921182)
False title. They tested Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola, not carbonated beverages (which would be seltzer).

And they seem to have zero ability to distinguish because the carbonation, the phosphoric acid, or the sugar.

Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by secreting_mouse on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:36AM (#34921236)
Yeah that scared me about the title, like c’mon now I can’t have seltzer? But soft drinks…does this surprise people?
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by Ancapistani on Friday February 24, 2023 @11:40AM (#34926448)
That it apparently increases testosterone? Yes, that surprises me.
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by monkpit on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:32AM (#34921214)
What a terrible experiment design. Groups were given Pepsi, Coke, and a control group was given water. That’s not very conclusive evidence for/against any particular ingredient, or carbonation.
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by grensley on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:32AM (#34921215)
OK NOW HAVE THE CONTROL GROUP DRINK FLAT SODA
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by Khelavaster on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:36AM (#34921237)
Yeah, this is the effects of sugary soda...
Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by 1letterunixname on Friday February 24, 2023 @02:11PM (#34928584)
Get mice fat and jittery enough with way more ml/kg than zero-proof hillbilly moonshine, T-levels will be the least of their problems.

Also consider they're treated with all the of humanity of lab rodentia: confinement in small cages and culling if/when they don't meet a particular study's criteria. Rodent guillotines were still in use the last I heard.

To conduct a pointless study that can't possibly justify the cruelty cost is absurd.

Finally, it's worth noting animal labs have a checkered history of attracting terrorist crazies even PETA won't have anything to do with. Right there with mass shooters and religious death cults in terms of the liabilities of insanity plus aggression plus access to weapons.

Re:CARBONATED BEVERAGES AFFECT LEVELS OF TESTOSTERONE SECRET... by j_crick on Friday February 24, 2023 @12:37AM (#34921240)
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