(conversely, everyone in the EU who hears about US ""right to work"" interprets it as some kind of 1984 euphemism for "you can be fired with no notice or severance")
Edit: yes, I think it's at-will and "right to work" is a different euphemism referring to law against "closed shop" unions.
Funnily enough, in Poland, I have been covered by Union contract without being a member of the Union. Because you can't force Union membership, but unions negotiate for all employees.
Is that an incorrect interpretation?
It offers me no disadvantage. Only upsides.
If something changes at work or in my personal life and I no longer want to work at my job, I have the right to say "goodbye", and leave immediately, and I wouldn't want it any other way.
If you've seen an American TV show where someone says "I quit!" and walks out the door, that isn't just a trope. I know people who have done that. As should be their right.
Well, that is easier. Just show up drunk and tell your boss to fuck off. Piss on his door if his office has one.
They will terminate you immediately with just cause and you'll be free.
Otherwise just be professional and give them the proper notice period. Being professional is not hard.
If an employer can terminate the agreement for just cause immediately, why can’t the employee?
Requiring someone to work a job they don't want to work seems dystopian to me.
This is literally the reality behind all those "it's hard to fire people in Europe" - you can terminate the employment, but you still need to pay for the notice period even if you suspend actual work.
Notice period being bidirectional is used to also guarantee that a leaving employee can be depended on to pass necessary training for those who remain. Effectively it forms insurance for both sides.
If you as an employer have made your business completely dependent on a single employee you haven't done your job, especially if that person decides to leave suddenly.
Three months is not "EU", it is more likely a Law of a specific country in EU.
Typically (but again it may depend on country) you can of course leave, but without an agreement on the lack of advance notice the employer may keep the equivalent of your pay for the period.