It could also take a lot of messing around to get Office 365 MDM working with Linux. I think you'd want to do a Linux desktop deploy and sort out these issues before you tried to deploy [any of these brands of] Linux laptops.
Oh, sweet non-corporate bullshit child.
People get shown the door for just having non-Apple devices with them.
Is this a thing that you've actually personally seen happen? Because I've seen and heard of some fairly messed up companies and that strains credulity. Like, I suppose it happens, because there are enough companies that everything happens, but that feels like the 99th percentile of insane company cultures.
Yes, I saw situations where the things which were not conforming to the status led to... or more like didn't led anywhere.
Also, two things:
1. There are people who scoff off at green bubbles.
2. "It has doors that open like this"
[1] https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que...
https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=false&qu...
[2] https://media.tenor.com/9GE7Vhf9MAEAAAAd/silicon-siliconvall...
edit: also, would a linux laptop work for you? Wouldn't you need office or such?