I lived next door to Tuvalu once, in New York City. Quiet little apartment building in Manhattan, west-facing views of the East River. We hung out with Vanatu once or twice. Doesn’t quite seem the type.
> Doesn’t quite seem the type.
Exactly!
> Quiet little apartment building in Manhattan, west-facing views of the East River.
How can you view the East River if you're facing West?
It's the perfect crime