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Re:A Message from Eric Yuan, CEO of Zoom by klabb3 on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @01:55PM (#34697298)
I think the best way is:

- invite everyone 2 weeks before to a townhall named [REQUIRED] An update on your employment

- read the names of the fired people from a fancy envelope

- when someone is called, their corp access is revoked in real time and they are kicked off the call

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Re:A Message from Eric Yuan, CEO of Zoom by warning26 on Tuesday February 07, 2023 @02:36PM (#34698110)
Well I thought your comment was amusing. It should also be held in front of a live studio audience and involve several elaborate dance numbers.
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Re:A Message from Eric Yuan, CEO of Zoom by nickm12 on Wednesday February 08, 2023 @02:19AM (#34705169)
HR: Knock knock Employee: Who's there? HR: Not you anymore.
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