I hired 5 people to sit behind me and make me productive for a month

Re:I hired 5 people to sit behind me and make me productive ... by JuniorBalleg on Saturday February 04, 2023 @07:42PM (#34660228)

What a weird, weird man. I didn't need it anyway but this certainly confirmed the Early Life section for me:

>In the evening session with Hannah I picked up where I left off for my job and then went breakdancing. When I came back to my apartment, the internet was out so I read two chapters of Immigrants: Your Country Needs Them until the internet came back on, after which I completed a lesson in the UI/UX course I’d enrolled in.

What a weird, weird detail to include.

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Re:I hired 5 people to sit behind me and make me productive ... by AnnikaL on Saturday February 04, 2023 @07:59PM (#34660351)

Confirmed the Early Life section? What do you mean? The blog post doesn't discuss the author's life before his current situation.

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Re:I hired 5 people to sit behind me and make me productive ... by JuniorBalleg on Saturday February 04, 2023 @09:20PM (#34660995)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/early-life-wikipedia-section

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Re:I hired 5 people to sit behind me and make me productive ... by radicalcentrist on Saturday February 04, 2023 @09:36PM (#34661106)

Okay this part has me convinced this post is satire. The hackernewsiness is simply off the charts. As the kids would say, ain't no way.

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Re:I hired 5 people to sit behind me and make me productive ... by JuniorBalleg on Saturday February 04, 2023 @10:35PM (#34661550)

Fitting username, I suppose. If you imagine mine is "radicalrightist" then the above comment might be less surprising.

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