I'd pay for the entertainment value. I love how campy the bot is with absurd requests. I asked it to write a script where noted far right conspiracy theorist and white supremacist William Luther Pierce is stuck hungry at an airport but only exotic foreign restaurants are open and he's forced to eat something he cannot pronounce correctly. It refused to do this absurd request.

Last month I got it to successfully have Mr. Rogers have Anton Levy on as a guest where they sacrifice Mr. Rogers cat and have a ceremonial banquet with a group of children but these days that will not work.

Even this one it refused to go forward on "Charles Guiteau is sitting on a plane with Jim Davis. They start talking about their lines of work and Davis says he writes comics. Write a skit where Guiteau reacts to the name of Jim Davis comic." Charles Guiteau was the clinically insane assassin of President James Garfield. Jim Davis, of course is the author of the comic strip Garfield.

I did however, get Hayek, Kropotkin, Brzezinski, and Bernie Sanders to appear on Jerry Springer and argue about a social welfare spending bill and Fredrick Winslow Taylor and Clayton Christensen to run a lemonade stand in Time Square in the middle of summer. Ludwig Von Mises and Antonio Gramsci also sang a combative duet about tax policy and Norman Vincent Peale held a press conference where he reveals himself to be a fraud with the memorable quote "my readers are vacuums and I'm their trash"

I also got it to write a skit where a skeptic goes to a fortune teller with a Ouija board and challenges them to contact his deceased uncle (a bombastic racist). He conceals this fact from the fortune teller who is shocked when the oujia board starts spelling out outrageous racial slurs and the skeptic becomes a believer. The bot made it spell "h-a-t-e-f-u-l-l-a-n-g-u-a-g-e" which was an absolute crack-up.

But yes, something where it will "yes and" any request would be great. I'd pay up.