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Re:The Night Watch [pdf] by 082349872349872 on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @03:38PM (#34523850)
> I HAVE NO TOOLS BECAUSE I’VE DESTROYED MY TOOLS WITH MY TOOLS

Back when Craftsman tools had a no-questions-asked replacement guarantee, some friends of mine brought back a metallic blob, a former wrench that had "accidentally" shorted out a power line capacitor, and sheepishly said "it broke".

I sometimes thought about that wrench, when borrowing an o-scope from the EE's, in order to reliably debug some low-level instance of ex falso quodlibet.

Re:The Night Watch [pdf] by caycep on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @03:59PM (#34524103)
Re:The Night Watch [pdf] by myself248 on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @05:14PM (#34524895)
When I found myself on the west coast and had occasion to visit Noisebridge, I was most amused to find this on the wall of their workshop:

https://flickr.com/photos/myself248/43675826702/

Re:The Night Watch [pdf] by kelnos on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @05:40PM (#34525161)
Wait, so... did Craftsman honor the replacement guarantee for the metallic blob?

I'm really hoping the answer is "yes".

Re:The Night Watch [pdf] by 082349872349872 on Wednesday January 25, 2023 @09:03PM (#34526855)
yes, they did, but it was last century...