They all have little hair left on their heads and I feel somewhat sorry for them.

I'm glad I work for a company that uses Office 365 instead of the equivalent of Google or others. I really like Office products, for all their faults they allow me to work more productively than the alternatives. So I don't know why I have less in my head just because I can work well with Excel and Outlook.

I welcome your sympathy because Azure constantly makes my life hell.

So many half baked features and legitimate bugs in their platform that they either don’t fix or take years to fix.

This is why we call it the Triangle of Sadness:

              Azure
             /     \
        Azure       \
        DevOps----- Teams

You can say that about 50% of the tools used by it people.