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Re:Has Earth’s inner core stopped its strange spin? by Sakos on Tuesday January 24, 2023 @02:02AM (#34500386)
> while computer hacker Theodore Donald "Rat" Finch is brought on to keep news of the pending disaster or the attempt to restart the core from the Internet.

Sigh.

Re:Has Earth’s inner core stopped its strange spin? by throwbadubadu on Tuesday January 24, 2023 @02:38AM (#34500623)
Can't we just bring the internet box down from Big Ben to basement when the sun comes?