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Re:Ask HN: Where Are All the Parties? by JimtheCoder on Friday January 20, 2023 @03:34PM (#34459496)
"Last memorial day I tried to have a little BBQ... ended up eating and drinking by myself on/near the sidewalk in front of my apartment, while grilling and listening to a festive playlist with songs like Carry on my Wayward Son. I kept asking random people if they wanted a brat, but nobody did..."

In the most polite way possible, I can see why you are not invited to parties very often...

Re:Ask HN: Where Are All the Parties? by nixpulvis on Friday January 20, 2023 @04:02PM (#34459900)
In the most rude and profane way imaginable...

Go fuck a lonesome duck.

Re:Ask HN: Where Are All the Parties? by JimtheCoder on Friday January 20, 2023 @04:30PM (#34460222)
I haven't heard that one before. Nice!

I'll have to share it with my friends...at a party...

Re:Ask HN: Where Are All the Parties? by mixmastamyk on Friday January 20, 2023 @07:09PM (#34462127)
"Hey dude… is that Freedom Rock?! Well, turn it up." ;-)