Well, when it comes to propane and propane axcessories . . .

I've been known to have an accessory or two.

Actually, one year in the lab I analyzed and certified all of the propane exported from the USA.

Single handedly.

No place else but Texas.

More recently I have seen some renewable propane produced in laboratory quantities but it's still going to take some time and good fortune for it to be available at the kind of scale where it can be economically purified like they do at regular oil companies, so people can fill up their barbecue tanks.

Now that was in Louisiana where they've got lots of gas too.