1) create a table (and then query it) - seems very common 2) merge more into it (and then query it) - also seems very common 3) delete (a tiny bit) from it (and then query it) - also seems very common 4) delete (a little more) from it (and then query it) - also seems very common 5) delete (a decent chunk) from it (and then query it) - also seems very common 6) delete (all data for 1 key) from it (aka "GDPR request") - new problem, but common

I sense a pattern here. Not sure what makes these tests "absurd" since everyone does them.