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Relevant joke:
An engineer is messaging with her boss on Slack after hours. The boss is talking about how his brother is in the hospital.
The engineer asks "What are you gonna do?" and the boss responds "Well, he is family..."
The engineer says "You're gonna make him come in on weekends?!"
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Relevant joke:
An engineer is messaging with her boss on Slack after hours. The boss is talking about how his brother is in the hospital.
The engineer asks "What are you gonna do?" and the boss responds "Well, he is family..."
The engineer says "You're gonna make him come in on weekends?!"