Re:Salesforce will lay off 10% of staff as part of restructu...
by michaelt on Wednesday January 04, 2023 @10:24AM
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Department A, in January we need you to cut the lowest performing 10% of your employees because we're raising the bar of excellence.
Department B, in February we need you to cancel the lowest-ROI 10% of your projects as part of a strategic realignment to focus on our core goals.
Department C, in March we need you to lower your ongoing costs by 10% by whatever means you think is best, to ensure we're on a stable footing financially.
Department D, in April we need you to chase the last Widget Classic users onto Widget Cloud and wind up the team working on Classic.
Department B, in February we need you to cancel the lowest-ROI 10% of your projects as part of a strategic realignment to focus on our core goals.
Department C, in March we need you to lower your ongoing costs by 10% by whatever means you think is best, to ensure we're on a stable footing financially.
Department D, in April we need you to chase the last Widget Classic users onto Widget Cloud and wind up the team working on Classic.
Department E....