I think Dave Barry had a joke set of predictions every year that was things like

--turmoil in the MidEast

--January's new movie releases disappoint

--Major hollywood star caught on camera eating in a restaurant

--a film staring quadrupeds a hit with childrens audience

--a surprise bestseller by middle aged english professor at a small liberal arts college features ruminiations on the mid-life crisis of a middle aged english professor at a small liberal arts college

etc