Twitter employees are bringing their own toilet paper to work

Re:Twitter employees are bringing their own toilet paper to ... by pooterd on Saturday December 31, 2022 @08:31AM (#34196278)

If I were a disgruntled employee, I'd be wiping my shit all over the bathroom walls at this point.

Especially whichever bathrooms are nearest to Dear Leader's office.

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Re:Twitter employees are bringing their own toilet paper to ... by pvaldes on Saturday December 31, 2022 @08:50AM (#34196390)

Or you could just quit and remain your social network and business value intact.

Spreading poo-poo in the walls is for flat-squirrel eaters. Somebody will need to clean it and will not be Musk itself, so why would you would want to made the morning of some coworker much harder (and risk to be tagged as mentally unstable)?

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Re:Twitter employees are bringing their own toilet paper to ... by ElevenLathe on Saturday December 31, 2022 @10:11AM (#34197089)

What's a "flat-squirrel eater"? I assume this is a translation from some foreign phrase that has a particular meaning?

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Re:Twitter employees are bringing their own toilet paper to ... by vasqw on Saturday December 31, 2022 @10:34AM (#34197276)

I interpreted it as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roadkill_cuisine

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Re:Twitter employees are bringing their own toilet paper to ... by solardev on Saturday December 31, 2022 @11:26AM (#34197889)

Have you ever tried to make a squirrel sandwich? They don't particularly like being grabbed off a tree and squeezed between bread. The mayo gets all over their fur and they often bite. Much safer to run them over first and pre spread them.

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Re:Twitter employees are bringing their own toilet paper to ... by ragingrobot on Saturday December 31, 2022 @08:55AM (#34196425)

Provided you quit.

If not, you will need to use that bathroom again. Why make it a mess for yourself and co-workers who did you no harm?

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