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Re:Your Cellphone Will Be a Satphone by Firmwarrior on Tuesday December 27, 2022 @09:10PM (#34156694)
The cool thing is that now you'll be able to cheaply monetize this information in order to better serve users with great perfectly-tailored advertising

It'll be like a cool guy is just following you around 24/7 making sure you know what to buy and do and think

Re:Your Cellphone Will Be a Satphone by dismalpedigree on Tuesday December 27, 2022 @11:31PM (#34157562)
Barf. This sounds like a version of my own personal Hell.
Re:Your Cellphone Will Be a Satphone by mikehotel on Tuesday December 27, 2022 @11:42PM (#34157614)
Given the forum, the sarcasm tag is almost certainly implied.
Re:Your Cellphone Will Be a Satphone by Firmwarrior on Wednesday December 28, 2022 @12:54AM (#34157925)
haha, to be fair, that's exactly the kind of thing a lot of Facebook/Google employees would say unironically in a face to face conversation about ad tracking
Re:Your Cellphone Will Be a Satphone by SyzygistSix on Wednesday December 28, 2022 @12:12PM (#34163161)
>It'll be like a cool guy is just following you around 24/7 making sure you know what to buy and do and think

Can they animate him (or her) so I don't feel lonely too?