When I was in high school I used to dream about sticking high speed ethernet ports into my skull (because reading on a screen was too slow, plus this was the 80s and we though Neuromancer was really going to happen)

Now I realize 1. I don't want buggy hardware in my head 2. I don't want to go to the surgeon ("wetdoc" or whatever the Cyberpunk RPG called it) every time a new model comes out