How dare you sit here and say that you can't even use your fucking internet dude? Why do they have PORT FORWARDING IN ROUTERS YOU BUY AT THE STORE? So you can't host a PC game like SERIOUS SAM to play multiplayer with a friend via TCP/IP direct connect?

You are a BITCH dude. I'd love to interview you in voice. Oh fucking BOY these last two generations boil my blood.