He'd say "one two gerbil gerbil fourteen spiders singin' to me" if it would affect the stock price of anything he's planning on buying or selling, or harming something that cuts into his earnings.

Previous strategy to appeal to tech was to pick last week's top post on /r/iamverysmart and state it as his philosophy.

Current strategy now that tech has soured on him the past few years, is transitioning to parroting fascist dogwhistles.

In two years he buys Whole Foods and will be ranting about holistic lifestyle chakra healing.