this is excellent. 'curse you under my breath' will henceforth be in every contract i write. they're pretty simple to begin with, but that's choice.

i'd correct the first paragraph (emphasis for clarity):

'... entered into _today_ and between _you_ (hereinafter "The Advisor") and _I_ (hereinafter "The Keeper of the Idea" ...'

then keep it around, laminated, to show folks.