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Re:SEC Charges Samuel Bankman-Fried with Defrauding Investor... by coolspot on Tuesday December 13, 2022 @11:18AM (#33970890)
> Imagine reading a document like this with "United States of America v Your Name" at the top.

I once contested a traffic violation and the court paperwork stated “People of California vs <my_name>”. People of California have lost.

Re:SEC Charges Samuel Bankman-Fried with Defrauding Investor... by arcticbull on Tuesday December 13, 2022 @11:35AM (#33971194)
The forfeiture in rem ones are my favorite, for instance “United States v. Article Consisting of 50,000 Cardboard Boxes More or Less, Each Containing One Pair of Clacker Balls” [1]

[1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Article_Con...