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Re:I liberate the ending to Minecraft from Microsoft and giv... by trhr on Thursday December 08, 2022 @11:21AM (#33909657)
A man sails his smoking yacht into a repair shop. The head mechanic goes over with a hammer and slams it against the side of the engine. The engine roars back to life, and the smoke subsides.

He submits a bill for $200,000. It is itemized as such:

- $1 - Fifteen seconds of labor; striking with hammer

- $199,999 - Knowing where to strike

Re:I liberate the ending to Minecraft from Microsoft and giv... by squirtlebonflow on Thursday December 08, 2022 @11:48AM (#33910045)
Your hyperbole undermines your point.
Re:I liberate the ending to Minecraft from Microsoft and giv... by trhr on Thursday December 08, 2022 @11:51PM (#33917584)
I'm not sure I had a point. I kind of picked a number I thought Julian would have been happy with, since E$20,000 wasn't it.