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Re:I don’t want to be an internet person by zmxz on Wednesday December 07, 2022 @08:49AM (#33894282)
> they're uniformly boring in every conceivable way

This is such concise and brutally accurate way to sum it up, I salute you for this brilliant description. I could not agree more, such a spot-on assertion!

Re:I don’t want to be an internet person by kwyjibo1230 on Wednesday December 07, 2022 @11:58AM (#33896805)
Your comment sounds almost Seuss-like somehow. Partly that description and assertion is a slant rhyme, but it also feels like there's some kind of (un)intentional pentameter going on
Re:I don’t want to be an internet person by notpachet on Wednesday December 07, 2022 @04:17PM (#33900395)
"I am the very model of a modern Major General!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXf0o2d-W5w