Biblical verse explaining how to remove a peanut and butter sandwich from a VCR

Re:Biblical verse explaining how to remove a peanut and butt... by andrewmcwatters on Friday December 02, 2022 @01:42PM (#33834822)

Baptists will say once you remove the sandwich, you’ll never have to worry about sandwiches in your VCR again, which raises the question, if you can put a sandwich back in the VCR, shouldn’t you still be vigilant?

Catholics would refer to traditional extra-scriptural practices from a former pope on the correct type of knife, blessed for specific usage, for removing sandwiches from the VCR.

The church of Christ wouldn’t use instruments to remove the sandwich.

It used to be that Mormons would allow multiple people to put their sandwiches in your VCR, but that’s frowned upon these days.

I’m sure I could go on, but maybe others have better insights.

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Re:Biblical verse explaining how to remove a peanut and butt... by lcnPylGDnU4H9OF on Friday December 02, 2022 @04:30PM (#33837188)

Protestants keep the VCR on the same vertical level as the congregation during the sandwich-removal ceremony so as not to suggest some kind of superiority of the clergy.

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Re:Biblical verse explaining how to remove a peanut and butt... by theandrewbailey on Friday December 02, 2022 @04:42PM (#33837317)

Baptists would be vigilant by eating any sandwiches that get close to the VCR.

(I am Baptist; can confirm.)

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Re:Biblical verse explaining how to remove a peanut and butt... by mbg721 on Friday December 02, 2022 @05:08PM (#33837606)

Each Catholic TV room has a cabinet with a small crystal bottle of head-cleaner for anointing the VCR afterwards, and there's always been a section of the missalette with a Latin cassette antiphon that no one notices is there except on the rare occasions where a sandwich gets stuck.

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Re:Biblical verse explaining how to remove a peanut and butt... by g_hn_liaison on Friday December 02, 2022 @05:45PM (#33838006)

The Orthodox would quote Revelation 22:18-19, and suggest using a different example for your chatbot in the future :)

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