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Re:New York City hiring top rat killer by vagabund on Thursday December 01, 2022 @01:31PM (#33820454)
They've recently hired McKinsey to conduct a 20 week study on the viability of containerization on the varying street sizes of Manhattan, and what that might look like [0]. My guess: they settle upon some aesthetically loud behemoth of a trash container that's neither well-functioning nor beautifying, and approve an attendant increase in the sanitation department's budget to deal with the new responsibility. But at least it will be better than the status quo ex ante.

[0] https://gothamist.com/news/nyc-orders-4-million-mckinsey-stu...

Re:New York City hiring top rat killer by ThePadawan on Thursday December 01, 2022 @02:02PM (#33820960)
> "NYC doesn't have the political will to do anything"

> "NYC recently hired McKinsey to conduct a 20 week study"

I mean, do I have to say anything else? The joke writes itself.

Re:New York City hiring top rat killer by notacop31337 on Thursday December 01, 2022 @04:45PM (#33823306)
If you did a comedy show with zingers like this, I'd turn up.
Re:New York City hiring top rat killer by jacobsenscott on Thursday December 01, 2022 @06:10PM (#33824341)
Idk - are you saying paying your cronies to do a $200,000 / week to study of trash cans is doing something, or not doing something?
Re:New York City hiring top rat killer by ThePadawan on Friday December 02, 2022 @07:04AM (#33829444)
I'm sorry, I'll only be answering that question once you signed the contract for my consultancy services, billed at $400 an hour.