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Re:Mom Handcuffed, Jailed for 8-Year-Old Son Walking Half a ... by yunwal on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @02:28PM (#33629091)
50 year olds are getting on the old side. Could easily be taken down by an in-shape mid-20s person. Best solution is for everyone to just travel with their own pack of trained wolves.
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Re:Mom Handcuffed, Jailed for 8-Year-Old Son Walking Half a ... by manholio on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @04:10PM (#33630654)
An unsupervised pack of wolves could always be attacked by a bear or hunted down by mistake, a clear case of animal negligence. Wolves should be accompanied at all times by armed midgets.
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