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Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by horsawlarway on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:08AM (#33596106)
Can we acknowledge that both of those options are utter trash compared to conventional banking, though?

The system that the crypto advocates hate on, but provides 250k per person + per bank + per account type as insurance by default to all registered financial institutions?

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by tablespoon on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:38AM (#33596706)
> Can we acknowledge that both of those options are utter trash compared to conventional banking, though?

Yes, yes we can.

The only things that ever justified the use of cryptocurrency were ideological fantasies and speculative gambling. Every other justification is just hype created as a post-hoc rationalization for one of those two things. If you look at any of them closely, they completely fall apart when compared with competitor technologies (such as fiat paper money esp. the US dollar, conventional banking, and even gold).

I look forward to a future where "crypto" again unambiguously means cryptography.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by alasdair_ on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:49AM (#33596895)
Buying drugs online was a real use case that actually worked, as was being able to smuggle wealth out of a country with exit restrictions.

As for legal uses, yeah, there are not many at the moment. Maybe some day there will be a DAO-type org that is worth being invested in or something but not today.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by tablespoon on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:53AM (#33596982)
> Buying drugs online was a real use case that actually worked,

Kinda sorta. Wasn't that back when people assumed cryptocurrency provided the same kind of privacy that cryptography does, which was (in retrospect), pretty dumb?

> as was being able to smuggle wealth out of a country with exit restrictions.

That one doesn't make much sense either. How are you supposed to get your cryptocurrency to smuggle out in such a country? Wire your money to a foreign exchange?

> As for legal uses, yeah, there are not many at the moment. Maybe some day there will be a DAO-type org that is worth being invested in or something but not today.

I agree the "best" actual use cases involve illegal activity, but I think even those are sketchy. Most of the ideas don't actually work unless cryptocurrency is ubiquitous, but that doesn't matter since it will never become ubiquitous without compelling use cases. And given the illegal activity it enables, even if it did have compelling use cases, it would probably be made illegal if it was on its way to becoming ubiquitous (which would instantly marginalize it in a way it could never overcome).

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by alasdair_ on Monday November 14, 2022 @12:12PM (#33597304)
For me, my one and only use of crypto (back in the day) was to put it through a mixer and then use it to pay for hosting for some TOR exit nodes in Iceland that I didn't want tied to me personally.
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by tablespoon on Monday November 14, 2022 @01:53PM (#33598973)
> For me, my one and only use of crypto (back in the day) was to put it through a mixer and then use it to pay for hosting for some TOR exit nodes in Iceland that I didn't want tied to me personally.

That use case at least makes some sense and isn't illegal, but there are probably only dozens of users who'd ever want to do something like that, which isn't enough to support a payment ecosystem.

There are also probably conventional alternatives that probably work for that. I'm somewhat paranoid about getting doxxed based on some teenage internet experiences. There are a couple of forums out there with paywalls that exist mainly to reduce moderator workload, and (10-15) years ago I was able to subscribe with a combination of Visa gift cards and PayPal. The gift cards let you enter (un-validated) identity information so they could be used like credit cards online, and PayPal didn't seem to like them but there was a long delay before they were detected. So I created a throwaway PayPal account with a small-denomination gift card as a payment source, paid for the membership, and abandoned the PayPal account (which would eventually get locked).

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by sweetbitter on Monday November 14, 2022 @02:39PM (#33599747)
> Kinda sorta. Wasn't that back when people assumed cryptocurrency provided the same kind of privacy that cryptography does, which was (in retrospect), pretty dumb?

Well, there are currencies that do provide strong anonymity, so no?

But yeah agreed that cryptocurrency doesn't have that many use cases, just as cash has a declining number of them. I hope someone makes an Amazon-like platform for it.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by MichaelCollins on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:31AM (#33596551)
Abso-fucking-lutely. The best time to not be involved in crypto was always, and the second best time is now. Get out now if you have any sense.
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by nobody9999 on Monday November 14, 2022 @03:34PM (#33600605)
>Abso-fucking-lutely. The best time to not be involved in crypto was always, and the second best time is now. Get out now if you have any sense.

But I have drugs to buy and cannabis to smoke and joints to roll before I sleep.[0]

More seriously, there are use cases for cryptocurrency (smart contracts are a different think, unaddressed here), they're just mostly illegal.

Whether that illegality is appropriate or not is another question.

That said, there are use cases for cryptocurrency.

[0] With apologies to Robert Frost.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by dmitriid on Tuesday November 15, 2022 @02:13AM (#33606218)
> smart contracts are a different think, unaddressed here

Let me address this, then:

- they are not smart

- they are not contracts

- they are programs written in esoteric programming languages running on world's slowest and most inefficient VM

- due to esoteric nature their own authors cannot find trivial bugs in their implementations that are exploited at scale which would make any real platform nonviable

- cannot be updated or reverted because blockchain

- have literally no use outside the virtual imaginary world of crypto

- have zero legal standing, and cannot be enforced

- in every single case would be more efficient and better served by Visual Basic running on a single Raspberry Pi from a sqlite database.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by zeroclip on Tuesday November 15, 2022 @03:38AM (#33606768)
Do you really feel that Uniswap is better run with sqlite on a Raspberry Pi? If so, you are advocating for putting your money into a CEX, because somebody has to own and control that database and physical device.
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by dmitriid on Tuesday November 15, 2022 @04:11AM (#33606955)
> Do you really feel that Uniswap is better run with sqlite on a Raspberry Pi?

Literally everything I wrote applies to Uniswap.

> because somebody has to own and control that database and physical device.

You've missed the point completely.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by zeroclip on Tuesday November 15, 2022 @04:19AM (#33607000)
Your point is that centralized financial services on sqlite is good, decentralized protocols on a blockchain is bad? If that is your point, it's a funny one to make in a thread about a CEX collapsing.
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by dmitriid on Tuesday November 15, 2022 @04:58AM (#33607249)
> Your point is that centralized financial services on sqlite is good, decentralized protocols on a blockchain is bad?

Where exactly in this comment did I say that: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33606218?

> If that is your point, it's a funny one to make in a thread about a CEX collapsing.

What's funny is inventing arguments for other people and valiantly fighting against them.

"Smart contracts" were mentioned as "other uses of crypto currency, as yet unaddressed". I addressed them. I couldn't even care less how you made the illogical leap from that to whatever you accuse me of.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by zeroclip on Tuesday November 15, 2022 @05:36AM (#33607553)
Uniswap is a good application of smart contracts. Your comments explicitly suggest that Uniswap would be better run on something like sqlite, which needs a centralized owner, which is functionally the same as replacing a DEX with a CEX.

> in every single case would be more efficient and better served by Visual Basic running on a single Raspberry Pi from a sqlite database

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by dmitriid on Tuesday November 15, 2022 @06:01AM (#33607730)
Funny how out of 8 points listed, all you've latched onto a single one.

Let me rewrite this on point in a single sentence "this ineffecient unenforceable bug-ridden fest that can only use the imaginary tokens can be run more efficiently from a single Raspberry Pi".

Does this help?

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by zeroclip on Tuesday November 15, 2022 @07:03AM (#33608115)
I'm not sure you are replying in good faith.

But, you are still making the claim that a decentralized smart contract protocol would be better replaced with a centralized traditional database on a Raspberry Pi. We disagree.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by dmitriid on Tuesday November 15, 2022 @07:31AM (#33608322)
> I'm not sure you are replying in good faith.

Come on. You started with assigning me arguments and thoughts I never said and thought.

> you are still making the claim that a decentralized smart contract protocol would be better replaced with a centralized traditional database on a Raspberry Pi.

A person who claims that their opponent makes arguments in bad faith ignores everything their opponent says and keeps pretending their opponent said something he didn't.

There are eight bullet points. Read them. Understand them. However, I'm not going to continue this conversation.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by dvngnt_ on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:33AM (#33596597)
I've never seen it as a replacement, but a supplement with it's own pros and cons
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by gureddio on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:52AM (#33596960)
Well it can't be a replacement anyway. You can't really spend it anywhere
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by rglullis on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:32AM (#33596583)
Have you seen how much wealth was destroyed in 2008?
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by Filligree on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:38AM (#33596691)
2008 doesn't seem like a good argument for "Re-running the entire history of finance scams, up to and including 2008 if we can get that far".
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by rglullis on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:45AM (#33596810)
2008 wasn't caused by a finance scam. It was caused by an already heavily-regulated banking industry, supported by governments addicted to growth.

Not that different from what is happening now with the crypto "exchanges", by the way.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by bboygravity on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:59AM (#33597105)
Wow, you must've missed that little something about Glass Steagal.
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by rglullis on Monday November 14, 2022 @12:31PM (#33597631)
Wow, you must've missed the point entirely.

I'm talking about how both bubbles were a consequence of all the money being pumped relentlessly by governments. That it was going to pop, we should not have no doubt. If it wasn't for crypto "exchanges", it would be a dot-com v2 (bigger and badder), or it would be something else entirely... but at the end of the day, as long as we have governments addicted to growth, we will have boom and bust cycles.

Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by rufusroflpunch on Monday November 14, 2022 @11:49AM (#33596897)
In Lebanon, people are robbing banks to get their own money out. Maybe they are a little bit more comfortable than you are with holding keys to an unseizable asset.
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by asoneth on Monday November 14, 2022 @12:37PM (#33597744)
If you live in the US and are hedging against the collapse of the FDIC you may be better served by investing in things like dried goods and seeds than cryptocurrencies.
Re:Crypto Exchange AAX Suspends Withdrawals by horsawlarway on Monday November 14, 2022 @02:33PM (#33599642)
Correct.

Banking may well collapse in the US (I'm not betting it will - quite the opposite, to be honest - but historically speaking it's not an impossibility.)

The issue is that if banking in the US collapses... well - we have much, much bigger issues than "crypto". You'd be far better served with a stash of dried/canned products and a gun or three.

Also - it won't be crypto that matters in this case. It will be the new currency of whatever regional nation states pop up in the US after the collapse, or if the federal gov manages to hang on, the new USD.

Side note - last time I bought in bulk (because hedging against this is relatively cheap, all things considered) split peas were the best bang for the buck in terms of cost/calorie. Just slightly beating out plain white sugar.

75 days of food for 4 people at 2000 calories per day cost about $350 (not including storage containers) and will last a very long time if it's composed of dried legumes, flour, oats, sugar, rice, oil, etc... in airtight containers.

If you cook yourself and rotate through, it's actually a fairly cost effective way to eat cheap and healthy (although without any additional inputs - also very bland) while also keeping storage on hand and not feeling like a complete prepper.