> Still, the day after the bus ride, the enforcer turned around in Statistics and said as a threat, “Fuck Diego. I love cancel culture. If you were to cancel anyone, who would you cancel?”

Poe's Law, this is totally screwing with my brain, this IS satire right? This is maybe the worst based-on-a-true story I've ever seen, exceptional in the low quality of its writing.

Am I biting the onion here? This is for laughs right?