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Re:Flu and colds are back with a vengeance by _aavaa_ on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:45AM (#33549201)
Except the issue with the delay is captured by your analogy perfectly:

> You'll be slammed with updates when you turn it on.

For a computer that isn’t an issue. But consider the health impact of “getting slammed” with several months, or take to an extreme, several years of missed immunity “updates”

Re:Flu and colds are back with a vengeance by IMTDb on Thursday November 10, 2022 @11:57AM (#33549461)
Even for computers; for a critical system I'd rather plan some small incremental updates regularly to keep it healthy and under control rather than do nothing for a few years and suddenly go a mega-update of the whole kernel + shared lib + dependencies in one go, hoping that everything is going to be OK.
Re:Flu and colds are back with a vengeance by _aavaa_ on Thursday November 10, 2022 @12:23PM (#33549927)
But in theory a computer should not have those issues. It’s just in practice.

Even in theory, our bodies pay a non-zero cost for each “update”