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Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by nabaraz on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:15AM (#33529867)
> Severance: We will pay 16 weeks of base pay plus two additional weeks for every year of service, with no cap.

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I was wrong here. I read it as 16 weeks per each year of service.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by matt_s on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:31AM (#33530046)
If you want a math problem corrected, or have math homework kids, post it as a comment here on HN.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by Macha on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:17AM (#33529881)
You're getting 16 + (5x2) = 26 weeks of pay, not (16+2) x 5 = 90 weeks.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by jleyank on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:20AM (#33529921)
? No coffee yet this morning, but isn’t 5 years 26 weeks of pay for severance? And depending on how the severance contract is written, you might not be able to work elsewhere during part or all of this. Perhaps just 60 days due to WARN (in the us) where you are “working” for meta before the money is unencumbered. Read closely. If you have a lawyer friend, ask their opinion.
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by refrigerator on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:16AM (#33529872)
5 years => 26 weeks = 0.5 years of pay, right?
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by steve_gh on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:17AM (#33529879)
16 + (2 * 5) = 26

In my book that is 6 month's pay

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by KvanteKat on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:27AM (#33530008)
I suspect OP may have been going for a variation on the old "Programmer returns with zero eggs and 12 gallons of milk after having been asked to get one gallon of milk and if they have eggs to buy a dozen"-joke, but it falls flat in this instance since it relies on an interpretation bordering on deliberate misconstrual (i.e. applying the modifier "for each year of service" to the whole phrase "16 weeks plus two additional weeks" rather than just to the latter fragment "two additional weeks").
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by tjbiddle on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:19AM (#33529913)
16 + (5*2) = 26 / 4.33 = 6 months? Unsure where you're getting 2 years.

Edit: Lol - OP posted less than 3 minutes ago & there were no replies. Before I finished my comment there are now a dozen others with the same.

Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by FartyMcFarter on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:16AM (#33529873)
Possibly dumb question, but how did you get to two years?
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by bujak300 on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:18AM (#33529909)
I think it would be 5 years times 2 extra weeks - 10 extra weeks on top of the 16 weeks severance
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by iamben on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:17AM (#33529896)
5 years service would be 26 weeks / half a year, no? Am I reading this differently to you?
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by maest on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:18AM (#33529910)
You may have misread "weeks" as "months".
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by gmac on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:17AM (#33529885)
16 + 2 * 5 = 26, implying six months’ pay, not two years?
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by Brigand on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:17AM (#33529878)
Why is 26 weeks two years of pay?
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by rfoo on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:17AM (#33529894)
Wait, how is 26 weeks 2 years?
Re:Meta lays off 11,000 people by t0tal on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @06:17AM (#33529892)
isn't it just 26 weeks extra? 16 weeks + (2 weeks * 5 years)