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Re:TikTok is the bane of my existence working with middle sc... by bell-cot on Tuesday November 08, 2022 @11:14AM (#33520610)
A Modest Proposal...

Give all ~15-year-olds a day-long standardized test. The test is mostly a bunch of boring "do lots of not-hard math", "read dull stuff & kinda understand it", etc. Kids are encouraged to bring their phones - but can't use them in any way that plausibly amounts to cheating on the test.

Kids with good scores on the test get admitted to high school. Ones with not-so-good scores (whether really dim, horribly prepared, or too addicted to their cell phones to pay attention) go to a menial labor training camp. Where they get to post pictures of the ditches they're learning to dig, potatoes they're learning to harvest, bathroom fixtures they're learning to clean, etc. all over their social media accounts.

Re:TikTok is the bane of my existence working with middle sc... by itsyaboi on Tuesday November 08, 2022 @12:55PM (#33521977)
Excellent idea Mr. Swift!
Re:TikTok is the bane of my existence working with middle sc... by philwelch on Tuesday November 08, 2022 @02:41PM (#33523307)
How can you call this a “modest proposal” and not even suggest eating the kids with the lowest test scores?
Re:TikTok is the bane of my existence working with middle sc... by bell-cot on Tuesday November 08, 2022 @03:11PM (#33523646)
Well...a lot of them will probably be eaten by the internet trolls, and end up as Morlocks themselves.
Re:TikTok is the bane of my existence working with middle sc... by tehbeard on Tuesday November 08, 2022 @04:30PM (#33524583)
ehhh, probably a higher % of microplastics in those ones. /s
Re:TikTok is the bane of my existence working with middle sc... by postalrat on Tuesday November 08, 2022 @04:32PM (#33524599)
Just think of the parents!
Re:TikTok is the bane of my existence working with middle sc... by yrro on Wednesday November 09, 2022 @04:13AM (#33529016)
[Taking this far too seriously] What makes you think THE ALGORITHM will choose to show such "harmful" [to TikTok's engagement figures] content?