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Re:Scientists demonstrate Matrix-like learning with no consc... by icandoitbetter on Sunday December 11, 2011 @08:45PM (#3341854)
Why do we need computers? We already have the abacus.
Re:Scientists demonstrate Matrix-like learning with no consc... by sliverstorm on Sunday December 11, 2011 @10:10PM (#3342079)
Well, my abacus doesn't seem to support Flash.
Re:Scientists demonstrate Matrix-like learning with no consc... by hasenj on Sunday December 11, 2011 @10:58PM (#3342174)
Who needs flash when you have abacus?
Re:Scientists demonstrate Matrix-like learning with no consc... by sliverstorm on Sunday December 11, 2011 @11:11PM (#3342220)
Sometimes HN makes me sad. I thought that was a great joke.

I know HN doesn't want to devolve into a morass of stupid one-dimensional humor, but I sometimes find a place that bans humor pretty much entirely, equally miserable.

Re:Scientists demonstrate Matrix-like learning with no consc... by shard on Sunday December 11, 2011 @10:31PM (#3342124)
Was your abacus made by Apple?