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Re:The Evolution of the Data Engineer Role by jdgoesmarching on Monday October 24, 2022 @12:06PM (#33318517)
Brb, running to trademark every nautical data metaphor I can get my hands on.

What happens when your data rowboat runs ashore? Introducing Data Tugboat™, your single pane of glass solution for shoring up undocumented ETLs and reeling your data lineage safely into harbor.

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Re:The Evolution of the Data Engineer Role by MonkeyMalarky on Monday October 24, 2022 @12:09PM (#33318561)
Need to run ML on your data? Try our DeepSea data drilling rigs, delivered in containers!
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