Crime in San Francisco is tied with “anything involving unions” as the absolute funniest topics on this website.

There are so many randos that will inexplicably pop into the comments with some variation of “Chesa Boudin invented and mandated crime. He made not breaking the law illegal and if you are caught without fentanyl he will use public money to hire gang members to kidnap your dog. His curse is an eldritch terror that will last far beyond his corporeal expiration.”

and

“My opinion on unionization is that I will happily accept a position at Pinkerton. There are only two groups of people: humans (bosses) and Fungible Productivity Units that must rightfully be constantly reminded of their lack of value.”