Just go full Idealism. All things that can be - just are. A block universe, of all possible things and all possible interrelation of things. A giant timeless crystal of qualia. It's pretty obvious to me now.

One location in the latent space of a latent diffusion model is a view into a universe that is as real as ours. That half cat, half dog monstrosity you accidentally created. It exists as a drawing, or as a physical mass of flesh, with every possible back story as to how it got there. And also every possible future.

edit- brain fart