This is the crux for me. It's not that I find the opinions of the office fans offensive, it's that their ideal situation changes mine. They don't just want to be in the office, they want ME there too. They drag us into their problem. Where I work the office people pushed to get back into the office, now they're there and nobody else is and their new quest is "how to get more people in the office." You don't. We don't work in the office. You do.