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Re:Oracle lays off more than 200 California-based workers by smarks on Friday October 14, 2022 @02:48AM (#33200345)
I know, right? When Oracle bought Sun they forced all the engineers to choose between legal and proctology; I chose the latter. After ten years I’m starting to regret my decision. At least Sun wasn’t bought by IBM. (That was actually in play before the Oracle deal.) At IBM they force the engineers to go into Sales. That would have been far, far worse.
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Re:Oracle lays off more than 200 California-based workers by aardvark179 on Friday October 14, 2022 @06:14AM (#33201605)
I’ll buy you a beer at the next JVMLS for each proctology joke you can smuggle into a non draft JEP. :-)
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Re:Oracle lays off more than 200 California-based workers by testmasterflex on Friday October 14, 2022 @07:48AM (#33202275)
Dying here. Is this a meme I’ve missed?
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Re:Oracle lays off more than 200 California-based workers by buscoquadnary on Friday October 14, 2022 @10:18AM (#33203829)
Well not a meme per se, but I can also tell you've never had Oracle come and perform an audit of your site usage.
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