If your wave function at point (0,0,0) were i x delta(0) (i.e. a point-like particle perfectly located at the three-dimensional origin), the probability of finding the particle there isn't i^2, but i x i^* = i x (-i) = 1.
Doing calculations over text-based comments is so painful that I gloss over a lot, in the expectation that this isn't the right place to talk about anything but vague ideas anyway.
I hate to tell people to learn A before they can try B, but here I really, really don’t know of a way to start thinking about QFT with its positrons and annihilation and so on without getting hopelessly confused unless you’re already comfortable with normal wavefunctions-and-Schrödinger’s-equation QM. You’ll still be confused even if you are comfortable with it, mind you, it’s just that then you’ll at least have a ghost of a chance of getting your confusion down to manageable levels.
Argh. Manageable as in non-divergent, so take a small step back to regularize your confusion, and get haunted by a <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_(physics)>.
Maybe negative probabilities do make sense?
1 = the event is certain to happen (state moves from A->B)
0 = the event is certain not to happen (state does not change)
-1 = the event is certain to unhappen (state moves from B->A)
If this is the case, to say something is "quantum" is another way of saying the thing has time symmetry and arrow of time can move in either direction.
This gels with experience. Microscopic processes are time symmetric, hence quantum. In the macroscopic domain (where there are lots of independent particles involved?), the reversal of state is less likely to happen, the arrow of time becomes apparent and so the quantum becomes less apparent (aka decoherence is occurring).
Is there any sense in this interpretation?