I am an American citizen and a former dialysis patient, now kidney transplant recipient. I have watched in-center dialysis machines reboot during treatment, show the old "Energy Star" BIOS logo, and then boot Linux...

Felt kinda bad until I thought about how well a "Linux literally killed me" headline would do on HN, but then I realized I wouldn't be able to post the article if I actually died. Such is life. Or death? One or the other.