Lose weight the slow and incredibly difficult way

Re:Lose weight the slow and incredibly difficult way by sagebird on Thursday September 22, 2022 @05:42PM (#32944990)

Why go to space at all? Just stretch your arms until they form a great circle around the Earth. Where your hands meet, hold a dumbell the mass of your bodice. Once your hands interlock, you can safely lift your feet from Earth's tyrannical force and you will gracefully float like a ring of pure joy.

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Re:Lose weight the slow and incredibly difficult way by thfuran on Thursday September 22, 2022 @05:48PM (#32945052)

But what if I don't have a bodice? Do I need to go get one or can I just skip the dumbbell too?

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Re:Lose weight the slow and incredibly difficult way by just_boost_it on Friday September 23, 2022 @07:35AM (#32950469)

Without the bodice you would be out of balance while holding the dumbbell. If you're making a ring around the world, you must learn to reason circularly.

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