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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by mabbo on Monday September 19, 2022 @02:42PM (#32902195)
Yeah, we'll need them to don tight spandex clothing and walk through a sensitive metal detector on the way to their chairs.
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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by hacym on Monday September 19, 2022 @03:31PM (#32902813)
They use metal detectors on them already.
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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by mikkergp on Monday September 19, 2022 @02:44PM (#32902216)
Bend over and cough?
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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by anonu on Monday September 19, 2022 @02:51PM (#32902315)
Not to spread rumors or anything, but this has gone over the top:

> A chess grandmaster has become the victim of an online rumor that he used a sex toy to defeat the world champion.

https://www.insider.com/chess-feud-hans-niemann-magnus-carls...

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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by ncmncm on Monday September 19, 2022 @03:15PM (#32902619)
Satire is dead.
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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by thatguy0900 on Monday September 19, 2022 @07:13PM (#32905433)
It was satire. It was originally suggested on a streamers chat as a joke that the streamer laughed at. Noone took it seriously
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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by onychomys on Monday September 19, 2022 @02:46PM (#32902253)
Just make them walk through a really big electromagnet and hope that neither has a pacemaker.
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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by linspace on Monday September 19, 2022 @03:01PM (#32902451)
What if the pacemaker is the cheating device?
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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by kazinator on Monday September 19, 2022 @04:21PM (#32903396)
A pacemaker is cheating death already, so what is chess.
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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by mburee on Monday September 19, 2022 @03:45PM (#32902970)
Stop the heartbeat in morse code of the next move. Communicate with the device via blood pressure
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Re:Magnus Carlsen resigns against Hans Niemann in the second... by checkyoursudo on Tuesday September 20, 2022 @08:30AM (#32910770)
Surely competitive nude chess is a thing?
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