GPU mining no longer profitable after Ethereum merge

Re:GPU mining no longer profitable after Ethereum merge by colordrops on Friday September 16, 2022 @03:27PM (#32870881)

I have a similar fun conspiracy theory, that Satoshi is actual an alien farmer that injected the whitepaper into its human farm to get humanity's tensor calculation capacity up, and now injected PoS to switch the capacity over to AI for some ineffable purpose.

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Re:GPU mining no longer profitable after Ethereum merge by Drakim on Friday September 16, 2022 @04:26PM (#32871592)

Satoshi is actually a time traveling Roko's Basilisk creating itself.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Roko%27s_basilisk

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Re:GPU mining no longer profitable after Ethereum merge by DennisP on Friday September 16, 2022 @06:50PM (#32873032)

If you and your parent comment are correct, then anyone who owned bitcoin or ethereum before the PoS launch has helped out the basilisk, and anyone who didn't had better do something to catch up. Something besides buying crypto, since that phase of the basilisk's plan is complete.

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Re:GPU mining no longer profitable after Ethereum merge by cwkoss on Friday September 16, 2022 @09:23PM (#32873971)

t h e b a s i l i s k surely retained keys to the early satoshi bitcoins to fund a yet-to-be-known financial need.

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Re:GPU mining no longer profitable after Ethereum merge by decadancer on Sunday September 18, 2022 @06:38AM (#32886296)

Well I bought a fair shair of drugs with bitcoin so I'm good I guess

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Re:GPU mining no longer profitable after Ethereum merge by mike_d on Saturday September 17, 2022 @03:03AM (#32875413)

Mine was always: "Everyone laughed at the young NSA intern Satoshi that he could convince the worlds criminal enterprises to open their financial books to the world."

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