You mean when you search in the Play Store you always get highly relevant applications. Come one. The Play Store is a mess which you noted. Your attempt to discount the App Store is just you being ignorant and ill informed.

It is not trivial to bypass iOS security. People may be inattentive to best practices but nobody is going to crack a new iPhone with USB security and a long password.

Find My is opt in. Don't use it if you don't wish.

Sure iOS software is proprietary but Android software is what? That nonsense tells me you have noting to contribute.