This is so interesting, I used to read The Register back in the mid 2000s. I learned about it by stories posted to /. and later loved the headers, it is what attracted my attention. For one reason or another I stopped reading it and a couple of months ago I stumbled upon an article and remembered I liked it quite a lot.

Now I understand why it has not captured my attention in these last years: I checked the homepage and the titles are pretty vanilla, they don't read tongue in cheek not witty, which is something I liked. Nothing wrong with that, I assume the standard editorial style attracts a broader audience.