USB 4 version 2 promises 80 Gbps speeds over existing cables

Re:USB 4 version 2 promises 80 Gbps speeds over existing cables by zionic on Thursday September 01, 2022 @11:31PM (#32686261)

Ok so the solution is obvious. We form the Federation Advocating Reasonable Cables and abduct USB-IF members.

Then, we guarantee their safe release given one condition: Anyone whose grandma mails us a fully compliant USB cable gets to go free.

I guarantee the standards body will come to their senses shortly.

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Re:USB 4 version 2 promises 80 Gbps speeds over existing cables by reitanqild on Friday September 02, 2022 @01:41AM (#32687017)

:-)

But since this is HN:

I'd die in captivity if this was me. Others would get out right away.

From the "Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Grandparents"[1]:

- People have grandmothers

[...]

- Grandmothers aren't technically competent

[1]: I made this up here and now.

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Re:USB 4 version 2 promises 80 Gbps speeds over existing cables by ohgodplsno on Friday September 02, 2022 @08:00AM (#32689572)

I assume the headquarters would be in an appropriate place such as Columbia, right ?

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Re:USB 4 version 2 promises 80 Gbps speeds over existing cables by smn1234 on Thursday September 08, 2022 @10:51AM (#32766460)

do you mean Colombia ?

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Re:USB 4 version 2 promises 80 Gbps speeds over existing cables by Yizahi on Friday September 02, 2022 @05:34AM (#32688670)

You win the best comment for today :)

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